Hoorah Henri
Welcome! On the breadline? Come and shelter here ☔ for no one in Britain today knows more than I do what it is to have NO MONEY in a wealthy county when you have the most viable skillset going 🙄 bloody Nora Bone
Anyways, I know one person gloomier than self so have a ball with my ideas and patter here and I will do a “How To Raise Yourself Above The Breadline Prontissimo” article soonest!!
Love 🍽 and an empty plate but not glass!! Trust me I have your corner! In 2010 I was giving thanks for a cold snap for many weeks as the govt paid me a bonus £25 a week to put the heating on (icicles 3 feet long) and I didn’t, money for old rope I figured, so raise a glass, raise it up the govt’s smelly arse!! Bastards 🤬🤬
Let’s have some variety! Meals suggested here chicken and roast tatties, mackerel with peas and spaghetti, cheap pizza with a thin slice tomato 🍅 and herbs 🌿 plus oven tatties and roasted veg with rice (walnut oil can make this go a long way) and recipes galore for spicing up your cheap wine 🥂
Remember, at this level the toughest task is keeping your vibe high, near impossible
A fresh squeezed lemon can do a lot 🍋
Figure out your daily vitamin C and get calcium and vit D from a daily pint of milk and a slice of sunshine: dash off opportunistic emails everywhere and see what friends can provide
I told some fresh risqué poems down the pub which resulted in 3 free pints and 2 bags of crisps! Learn to liquid lunch and network!!
Sooner or later things will shift if you persevere
Been there, am there!! 🍽🎲🎲🍽 🙄
Eats grass!! No immediate problems
Breadline wine! Keep your sense of humour if nothing else 😁 the devil HATES a cheerful loser
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