Nazi Wine Party & California

 

Hullo! My all new style white wine review with top millionaire party crashing tips, the audio ran out but I was about to say you can always squeeze in thru the loo windows and then pull your shirt down and walk in like “why wouldn’t I be here?” And yeh WHY would you take a bottle to a cheese and wine party but who cares bcos here it is right so let’s pour a glass and chinwag over it, ok, and what I really want to say is, right, be millionaire mindset yeah? And of course I didn’t take any pictures of the party bcos millionaires don’t take pictures at parties that’s SOOOOOOOOO cheap! 😅🤣🤪 so do the thing and leave your smartfartfone in your millionaire caravan ok and don’t look like a dork, anyways cocktail sticks and bayonets to the ready and be millionaire by default if not bank account ok? Tons of chuckles cheers! 🥂

 

 

Utterly hilarious!! 🍇🧀🍷🍇🧀🥂😱😅

 

 

Mmm!! 😋 Cask & Cream 14.5% Buttery Chardonnay 2024 California 🥂🧀😅

Be party 🥳 animal 🐾

St Lady Feckinghull

St Lady Feckinghull, AKA Louise Woodcock, writes about wine, motivation & teapot trends here on House of Feck Books. She can also be found on Substack.